You’re the one Arthur should knight

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toocooltobehipster:

To donate £5 to the charity supporting the male victims of domestic abuse, text the message: MKDV46 to 70070
Click here to watch the video

At first I though this was a joke

Don’t ignore this Tumblr

Yet they still do even when it’s right in their face.

This reminds me of how a friend of mine was abused by the mother of his child. She was mentally unstable and used to berate him constantly and would smack him in the head all the time. It really pissed me off. Then one night she threw hot coffee in his face and tried to stab him with a screwdriver. The cops hauled him off to jail because she made up a sob story that painted herself as the victim. 

Once he left her, he stayed with me and it was a nightmare. She stalked him and me. She would drive by my house obsessively at all hours of the day and night (her muffler made a weird sound so I know it was her). She started showing up at my job, showing up at the places I frequented around town, and filling up my voicemail with dead air. The cops were no help.

One day she got bold enough to talk her way into my home by conning my elderly grandmother, whom I was taking care of, while I was out. She went in my room and went through my stuff (creepy), then found him napping on the couch and attacked him. My grandmother witnessed the whole thing. He grabbed her by the arms, forced her out the front door, and locked it. The cops were called again. They said they’d go and ‘talk’ to her.

The next day we were watching a movie and there was a knock at the door. The police had come to arrest him. She filed a complaint against him and shown off some bruises on her arms from the altercation that she swore were completely unprovoked. My grandmother saw the whole thing since she was in the living room too and testified on his behalf. He still ended up serving jail time.
No one takes male domestic violence victims seriously. They only see males as perpetrators.

    

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neptunain:

heteronormativity for dummies or, “why homophobes aren’t the only problem”

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lumos5000:

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shippersona:

digatisdi:

I just found out Google has an etymology thing if you search “etymology of [word]” and

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[deep heavy breathing] THE WORD TARDIS HAS BEEN AROUND SINCE THE 1800s

WELL THEN….

DOOOOOOWEEEEOOOOOOOO

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florris:

Reasons why you should have plants in your room

-          More clean air

-          People think you are cool

-          They look pretty

-          You can sing to them and they won’t tell you to shut up

-          You feel proud when they grow

-          You can give them cute names

-          pLAnTs

I gave my plants names to remind me that they are living beings who need watering every once in a while.
Bertolt died of thirst and Björnstierne almost drowned…

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loriendesse:

Smaug appreciation

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longshankstumblarian:

One of the vast rooms of the Gladstone Library in Wales. With many lounges and sitting areas, you can stay at this library for a night and have a literary themed dinner. Just beautiful.

longshankstumblarian:

One of the vast rooms of the Gladstone Library in Wales. With many lounges and sitting areas, you can stay at this library for a night and have a literary themed dinner. Just beautiful.

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textsfromdisneyprincesses:

In the end Belle just brought out a mirror and Gaston managed to distract himself for like a week

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sweet-words-of-horror:

attackofthepartycannon:

youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease:

I choked on my water.

la-la is the only one who notices wow

Jfc this is great

sweet-words-of-horror:

attackofthepartycannon:

youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease:

I choked on my water.

la-la is the only one who notices wow

Jfc this is great

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