thefarfire:

sixpenceee:

This video was recommended to me on a book about consciousness. 

If this video doesn’t astonish you, then I don’t know what will.

Go ahead, press play, it only takes 2 minutes of your time. 

I saw dat fucking bear move lol

dazzlecort:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

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legend.

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videohall:

This girl is insane, I think

> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.

> Her neighbors must hate her.

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tyleroakley:

random-clarity:

theoddoneouut:

ellosteph:

A game of Never Have I Ever that takes a twist, and will leave you with chills at the end. 

that is not what i expected, woah

I thought this would be fun, but I got bitch slapped with life

watch and learn

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oh.. did they have to use that song?… Like I totally agree with the choice… but… it makes me feel things…

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  • I've been noticing since I moved in with my parents a week ago, that there was only my toothbrush in the toothbrush holder. I decided to investigate.
  • Me: Uhm.... Where are your toothbrushes?
  • Dad: in the drawer beneath the sink
  • Me: why?
  • Mum: because the cat chews on the ones on the table
  • Thanks for warning me mum, thanks

femifeisty:

DESTROY THE MYTH THAT TEENAGE GIRLS WHO IDENTIFY AS BISEXUAL ARE DOING IT FOR ATTENTION

I am honestly so glad that I didn’t realise till I was out of my teens so I didn’t have to deal with all that crap

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[29/100] → scarlett johansson

[29/100] → scarlett johansson

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freckledtrekkie:

daddyslittlemistake:

clockworkturnip:

shickalenia:

the-skinny-hero-guy:

Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.

I would pay money and make popcorn just to watch some of the men I’ve known in my life masturbate after being genderswapped. Not for any erotic reasons, just to see if they could even figure out how.

"wait, so which hole- what the hell- how do- *breaks down crying*"

"OW THAT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD!"

"You think?" *Eats popcorn*

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harperhug:


#this looks like a still from an 80’s movie

You have no idea how long I had to look before I realized this was Emma Watson and Matthew Lewis.

harperhug:

#this looks like a still from an 80’s movie

You have no idea how long I had to look before I realized this was Emma Watson and Matthew Lewis.

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