- I've been noticing since I moved in with my parents a week ago, that there was only my toothbrush in the toothbrush holder. I decided to investigate.
- Me: Uhm.... Where are your toothbrushes?
- Dad: in the drawer beneath the sink
- Me: why?
- Mum: because the cat chews on the ones on the table
- Thanks for warning me mum, thanks
Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.
I would pay money and make popcorn just to watch some of the men I’ve known in my life masturbate after being genderswapped. Not for any erotic reasons, just to see if they could even figure out how.
"wait, so which hole- what the hell- how do- *breaks down crying*"
"OW THAT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD!"
"You think?" *Eats popcorn*